英语谜语 (三十一)

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If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will like this one.

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

A: To find Pluto.

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Q: What is the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother?

A: One is Moscow, the other is a cow's Ma.

(It needs to be spoken to understand it.)

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Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car?

A: Carlos

It's pronounced "carless" (meaning without a car)

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Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?

A: You don't have to pay for lightening.

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Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?

A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.

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Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?

A: Your lap. (good for phrasal 'stand up', and 'laptop', lap-dog, etc.)

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Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?

A: A sandwich.

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Q: Why did the traffic signal turn red?

A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

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Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?

A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain

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Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?

A: There is a fan in every seat.